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Bluto says:
I guess I’ll just drop this here. I’ve been adding to this list since Trump first announced. Taken in it’s totality, it is quite amazing how furious, desperate & pathetic the media has been to destroy Trump.
New for this week:
*Scott Walker drops out. This is bad for Trump. He’s finished!,
*Greg Gutfield thinks Trump is a clown. He’s Finished!
*His poll numbers are down. He’s still in the lead. He’s Finished!
*Trump won’t give us details. He’s finished!
*Trump releases 2nd Amend policy details. Ignore it! He’s finished!
*He’s finished if he doesn’t apologize to all Muslims.
*Carly won the debate. His poll numbers are down. He’s finished!
*Trump fatigue is upon the electorate. He’s Finished!
*Some random dude said “Obama is a Muslim”. It’s Trump’s fault. He’s finished.
*Trump MUST apologize for random “Obama is a Muslim” dude
*He’s finished if he won’t apologize to Jeb!s wife
Repeating Talking point (every week or so):
*Trump has peaked. He’ll slowly fall off and quit. He’s finished.
*He won’t run
*He’s not serious
*He has funny hair, we hate funny hair
*Bankruptcy!!! OH NOES! (pretend it’s not legal, mmmkay?)
*He won’t file his candidacy papers
*He’s never held public office. He can’t win.
*He won’t connect with the voters
*He’s finished if he doesn’t apologize to Univision
*He’s finished if he doesn’t apologize to Nascar
*He’s finished if he doesn’t apologize to Macy’s
*He’s finished if he doesn’t apologize to ESPN
*He’s finished if he doesn’t apologize to McCain
*He’s finished if he doesn’t apologize on demand, period.
*He’ll never poll well. He’s finished.
*He’ll never lead in the polls. He’s finished.
*He’ll never file his financials. He’s finished.
*He’s offended all veterans. He’s finished.
*He thinks raping his wife is dandy. He’s finished.
*Some contrived, bizzaro crap about breastfeeding. WTF?
*He’s against Amnesty. He’s finished.
*He’s for Amnesty. He’s finished.
*Just scream Amnesty…it’ll dazzle everybody
*He doesn’t really want to be President. He’s finished.
*He said stuff about blood! OMG OMG! He’s finished!
*He’ll be exposed in the debates and fail miserably. He’s finished.
*Frank Luntz said Trump has collapsed. He’s finished.
*Redstate claims he won’t make it to Iowa. He’s finished.
*George Will says Trump can’t sit down to tea & talk to voters. Finished!
*He’s offended all women. He’s finished.
*He’s just a carnival barker. He’s finished.
*He won’t last,he’s done after tomorrow… week…err…next month
*He can’t defeat Bush, He’s finished.
*He can’t beat Hillary ,it’s already been decided
*He’s finished if he doesn’t apologize to Megyn Kelly
*He falsely claimed he’s Batman. He’s Finished.
*He insulted Mexicans again by beating up poor Jorge Ramos
*He’s not a REAL conservative (in Spanish!), He’s finished.
*He won’t sign the Pledge. He’s a jerk. He’s finished.
*He DID sign the Pledge. He’s a jerk.. He’s finished.
*He thinks Candidates should speak English! OH THE HORROR! Finished.
*He failed the Hugh Hewitt Trivia Quiz of Crap
*Foreign policy is much more important than immigration. Trump is finished.
*His 5 second comment re: Syrian Refugees = Detailed Amnesty Policy!
*He joked about Carly’s face! OMG OMG OMG. He’s finished!
*He won’t apologize to Carly. He’s Finished.
*He won’t apologize to Carson. He’s Finished.
*He can’t win without the Evangelicals. He’s Finished.
*Bobby Jindal called him names. He’s Finished.
*Ben Carson questions Trump’s faith. OMG! He’s finished.
*The country wants a Minister not a CEO. He’s Finished!

I'll try to keep this short and simple

So even conservative pundits and radio talk show hosts can understand it.  (This does not apply to Rush, Sean, or Ann.)

To all those who claim to be conservatives but want to derail the Trump campaign:

Illegal immigration is the only issue that matters in the upcoming presidential election.  If we don't get a handle on this, conservatives will never win a presidential election again - if the dead can vote you can sure bet that illegals can too.  Once our government grants them amnesty (and you know it will, one way or another), it's all over, and then we won't even be able to win any senate, congressional, or gubernatorial elections.

It doesn't matter if Trump does not meet all of the criteria you deem necessary to be the ideal candidate.  He's the only one putting a priority on ending illegal immigration.

I don't want to hear you say that he won't be able to do it either.  At least he says he's going to end it.  What are the chances that someone who can't even bring himself (or herself) to say that they will make ending illegal immigration a number one priority being able to end it?

If we don't end illegal immigration soon, not only will none of the other issues ever be solved, they won't even matter because the United States of America (as we know it) will cease to exist.

The house is on fire.  Let's put out the fire first.  Then we can worry about other improvements.  

Rock n Roll Message to Europe and United States

No, you don't, have, to let in the refugees
don't have to let in the refugees

And now, good news

You know, it's kind of depressing, how every year things seem to just get worse and worse. This might totally counteract all of that, but every year, your choice of politically incorrect Halloween costumes grows larger.

Well, I guess I'm going back to 1234

found at Blazing Cat Fur

Long Passwords Won’t Keep You Safe Warn Security Services

Complex passwords do little to reduce the risks of people being hacked by cyber-attackers, Britain’s security services have warned as they advised businesses to simplify their approach.
CESG, the Information Security arm of GCHQ, has said complicated passwords do not “frustrate attackers” but actually just make life “more complicated” for users of technology.

When "No" was Awsome

  • No helmets
  • No rules
  • No adults
  • No video games
  • No weird hair
  • No weird clothes
  • No chicks

Skip the first 1:15

For those of you who are too stupid to figure the Trump thing out.

You stupid people know who you are, you liberals, "independents", and new to the club, conservative pundits.

"Gee, I just can't understand why Donald Trump is doing so well in the polls."

If you can't figure out why Trump is doing so well, then you are too stupid to be allowed to vote, and you certainly are too stupid to be expressing your opinion with any form of mass media.

Do you want to know why Trump is doing so well?  I will explain why and try to keep it simple enough so you stupid people will be able to understand.

When Scott Walker was running for governor of Wisconsin, he promised that under his administration, there would be 250,000 new jobs created in the state.  That surely influenced many people to vote for him.  Well, he did not manage to reach that number, but he did reach almost half that during his first four years.  Not bad, especially when you consider the direction the state was headed in before he took office, and certainly better than what would have happened if his opponent, Tom Barrett had won the election.

Walker has since won both a recall election and re-election, so you can trust that most of the people who voted for Walker the first time around are more happy with the direction the state is moving, than disappointed that Walker did not meet his promised goal. After all, the only thing anyone can do, is give their best effort. End results are always subject to countless outside variables.  

My point is, at least Walker said what he was going to do, and then made every effort to make it happen, and most of the people who voted for him are satisfied.  

Now let's look at Trump.

source:  The Wall Street Journal

Donald Trump Says Immigrant Deportations Done in Two Years

In this Aug. 29, 2015, file photo, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump answers questions from reporters.
Associated Press
Donald Trump estimated that it will take 18 months to two years to get the roughly 11 million immigrants living in the U.S. illegally to leave the country, and that he would then build a wall running along the border with Mexico.
Question:  Will Trump really get rid of 11 million illegal immigrants with in two years of winning office?
Answer:  It doesn't matter.  Not now anyway, and probably not even after two years of him being in office.  Virtually everyone that voted for him would be satisfied if only managed to bring down the number of illegals entering the country down to zero.  Anything more would just be gravy.  
None of his opponents, Democrat or Republican have even mentioned doing anything like this, not even close.  Trump probably won't be able to meet his stated goal, but if he only accomplishes twenty five percent of it, that will be more than his opponents are even suggesting. 
The same is true with everything else Trump is promising - Getting tough with foreign adversaries, getting the economy going, etc.  It doesn't matter to Trump supporters whether Trump attains his goals or not, they would just enjoy seeing someone who actually tries to accomplish what he said he would.  Things they care about.
Now some say that Trump won't do what he says he's going to do, and maybe he won't, but at least he says he's going to do something.  I don't see the other guys saying much of anything.  What are the chances that they're going to do anything?
I'll tell you what we don't need, is a Dole, McCain, or Romney version 2.0.  We all already know what formula to use to not win elections.  This is not to say that there aren't any other qualified republican candidates.  Actually, there are more out there this time around than any other time I can think of, but I think that Trump has the best chance of beating whoever the Democratic candidate may be if, and it's a big if, one that I will get around to explaining later.
Don't tell me about experience or qualifications.  After what we've had in the oval office the past two terms, it should be abundantly clear to everyone that those things don't mater to the American electorate.  What matters is magic.  Magic made of ingredients that neither I, nor anyone else, can exactly put a finger on.  All I know is that the ingredients necessary to make this magic differ with each election.   A candidate either has this magic or he doesn't.  He can't learn it and a campaign manager or the media can't give it to him.  Like it or not, Obama had this magic.  So did Clinton and Reagan.  You know it's true.  Dole, McCain, and Romney didn't have it.  Neither did Dukakis.  You know it's true.  At least right now, Trump appears to have the magic. Can it last?  It could, and now, here's the if.
Trump could win this thing.  Hillary is in big trouble right now and Bernie Sanders is a self-described socialist.  Even with as far left this country has veered, that's still a big turn off to more than fifty percent of voters.  Trump could win this thing if, if the conservative pundits and commentators would just lay off him.  In a way, it would be a miracle if Trump won because nobody except the voters seem to be on his side.  I've had it with these right wingers bashing Trump, saying, "He's not a real conservative", "He's supported liberals and liberal policies in the past", "He will never be able to do what he says he's going to do, etc.
Anyone who says those things, doesn't know Donald Trump and they haven't been paying attention to what's been going on the past seven years.  Donald Trump does what's best for Donald Trump, and right now, getting this country moving toward the right (Making America Great Again) is best for Donald Trump.  Obama has done (a lot of bad) things that no one would ever dream he could do, or even try.  Who says Trump can't do what he says?  In a weird way, Obama has opened the door for a Republican president to not only undo what Obama has done, but go beyond that and rectify some things that were previously thought to be impossible.
I can't guarantee that Trump will win the next presidential election, but I believe he has a better chance than any other Republican candidate.
I also can't guarantee that Trump will actually do what he says he's going to do, but if If Trump accomplishes just ten percent of what he promises, he will accomplish more than what his Republican opponents would if they accomplish everything they say that they're going to do.
I always thought that Trump was a arrogant, loud-mouthed, asshole, but right now, that's exactly what we need to counteract the damage that's been done the past several years.  Polite, courteous, humble and soft-spoken ain't gonna cut it this time around.

Look at that shit.  The font is larger on the last two paragraphs.  I didn't change the size, and it looks the same size when I compose or edit it.  What's up with that?  Freakin' blogger.  Well, I'm not gonna mess with it now. (or probably ever)  It's late and I'm tired.  Going to bed.

I Swear, All I Did was Copy and Paste


Loaded gun pulled from woman’s body cavity during drug bust

Posted: Tuesday, September 8, 2015 12:47 pm |Updated: 6:32 pm, Tue Sep 8, 2015.

Waco police pulled a loaded shotgun from a woman’s vagina late Monday evening after a traffic stop led to a drug bust, officials said.

Waco police Sgt. W. Patrick Swanton said officers stopped a 1998 Toyota Land Rover carrying a man and a woman at North 15th Street and Blair Street about 11 p.m. for a traffic violation.

During the stop, officers found 2.7 grams of methamphetamine under the driver’s seat and arrested the driver, identified as Gabriel Garcia, 30, on a charge of possession of methamphetamine in a drug-free zone. Police say the stop was within 1,000 feet of West Elementary School.
Another 29.5 grams of methamphetamine and a set of digital weighing scales were in the female passenger’s purse, Swanton said.
Ashley Cecilia Castaneda, 31, was arrested on the same charge, but while being transported to the McLennan County Jail, she reportedly told an officer she had a 12 gauge shotgun lodged inside her vagina.

Officers stopped and called for a female officer, who retrieved the gun. The shotgun had a round chambered and a full magazine of shells, Swanton said.
“It was a safety concern for the victim who had a loaded firearm inside her body,” Swanton said. “Depending on a number of factors, that gun could have gone off by body movements or compression of the trigger.
“People have asked us, ‘Why are you even telling us this?’ The reason is because we want people to know this truly does happen,” he continued. “That was an extremely dangerous situation for everyone involved.”
Castaneda was also charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon.
Castaneda and Garcia remained in the McLennan County Jail on Tuesday afternoon in lieu of $31,000 and $10,000 bonds, respectively.

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How Much More Arctic Ice Will it Take for Liberals to Give Up Pushing Global Warming

Check out this site called Real Science.  Read the post, then scroll down and look at the posts below.  How much longer can the global warming doomsday dudes maintain any credibility, even among left wingers?

Arctic Has Gained Hundreds Of Miles Of Ice The Last Three Years