Another Great Comment by Bluto

ht, Pamela Thompson we go again. By request: The List. Good grief, it's getting long!
Failed Talking Points of Trump Is Finished
The Latest:
*Trump took donations from the public & not lobbyists! OMG! He's a fake!
*Trump claims Dubya was actually the President in 2001. Crazy!
*Crazy Trump claims Bush was actually POTUS & compels Jeb! to denounce Trump. Nobody can survive the wrath of a Bush. He's finished.
*George Will goes bonkers. Debunks Trump & Snidely claims TVs are actually made in America (even though they're not). Will mocks Trump. Trump is done.
*Trump's led the polls nearly every day for almost 4 months. He can't sustain that type of success. He's finished.
*Cruz says he thinks he'll get the nomination. Breaking news! A candidate wants to win and actually says so. This can only mean Trump is done.
*Jeb! staffer & Ginger Groupie Actress conspires with CNN to push the "War on Woman" narrative. Trump is taken out yet again by an angry Bimbo. The Horror.
Evergreen Talking point (repeat often):
*Trump has peaked. He'll slowly fall off and quit. He's finished.
*He won't run
*He's not serious
*He has funny hair, we hate funny hair
*Bankruptcy!!! OH NOES! (pretend it’s not legal, mmmkay?)
*He won't file his candidacy papers
*He's never held public office. He can't win.
*He won't connect with the voters
*He's finished if he doesn't apologize to Univision
*He's finished if he doesn't apologize to Nascar
*He’s finished if he doesn’t apologize to Macy’s
*He's finished if he doesn't apologize to ESPN
*He's finished if he doesn't apologize to McCain
*He’s finished if he doesn’t apologize on demand, period.
*He'll never poll well. He's finished.
*He'll never lead in the polls. He's finished.
*He'll never file his financials. He's finished.
*He's offended all veterans. He's finished.
*He thinks raping his wife is dandy. He's finished.
*Some contrived, bizzaro crap about breastfeeding. WTF?
*He’s against Amnesty. He's finished.
*He’s for Amnesty. He's finished.
*Just scream Amnesty…it’ll dazzle everybody
*He doesn't really want to be President. He's finished.
*He said stuff about blood! OMG OMG! He's finished!
*He'll be exposed in the debates and fail miserably. He's finished.
*Frank Luntz said Trump has collapsed. He's finished.
*Redstate claims he won't make it to Iowa. He's finished.
*George Will says Trump can't sit down to tea & talk to voters. Finished!
*He’s offended all women. He's finished.
*He’s just a carnival barker. He's finished.
*He won't last,he's done after month
*He can't defeat Bush, He's finished.
*He can't beat Hillary ,it's already been decided
*He's finished if he doesn't apologize to Megyn Kelly
*He falsely claimed he's Batman. He's Finished.
*He insulted Mexicans again by beating up poor Jorge Ramos
*He's not a REAL conservative (in Spanish!), He's finished.
*Repeat the lie that he want's single payer healthcare. He's Finished!
*He won't sign the Pledge. He's a jerk. He's finished.
*He DID sign the Pledge. He's a jerk.. He's finished.
*He thinks Candidates should speak English! OH THE HORROR! Finished.
*He failed the Hugh Hewitt Trivia Quiz of Crap
*Foreign policy is much more important than immigration. Trump is finished.
*His 5 second comment re: Syrian Refugees = Detailed Amnesty Policy!
*He joked about Carly's face! OMG OMG OMG. He's finished!
*He won't apologize to Carly. He's Finished.
*He won't apologize to Carson. He's Finished.
*He can't win without the Evangelicals. He's Finished.
*Bobby Jindal called him names. He's Finished.
*Ben Carson questions Trump's faith. OMG! He's finished.
*The country wants a Minister not a CEO. He's Finished!
*Scott Walker drops out. This is bad for Trump. He's finished!,
*Greg Gutfield thinks Trump is a clown. He's Finished!
*His poll numbers are down. He's still in the lead. He's Finished!
*Trump won't give us details. He's finished!
*Trump releases 2nd Amend policy details. Ignore it! He's finished!
*He's finished if he doesn't apologize to all Muslims. 
*Carly won the debate. His poll numbers are down. He's finished!
*Trump fatigue is upon the electorate. He's Finished!
*Some random dude said "Obama is a Muslim". It's Trump's fault.
*Trump MUST apologize for random "Obama is a Muslim" dude
*He's finished if he won't apologize to Jeb!s wife
*George Will declares Trump a crybaby, uses the word "apogee". finished.
*Trump legally hired seasonal workers. It was legal! That's wrong! He's toast.
*CNN says his rallies are actually poorly attended. Oh dear! He's done.
*Trump called Rubio a clown. Clowns everywhere are offended. He's finished.
*He won't go on FoxNews, He's Finished!
*He acts brash and immature on Twitter. He's finished!
*The Donald has the temerity to shout the word bullsh** on live TV. OMG! Done.
*Trump refused to partake in the fleecing scam by the Hispanic CofC. He's finished.
*Romney declares Trump will not be nominee. Mitt's an expert loser, he knows.
*Trump says Putin can take out Isis. Trump should stop him! We can't have that.
*Oh no! Trump's back on Fox News. He caved. He's a whiner. He's Finished.
*He doesn't have a Tax Plan. He's Finished!
*He DOES have a Tax Plan! He's Finished! 
*He's stolen Jeb!s Tax Plan. It's good? It's bad? We don't know, but it's stolen.
*Trump's Tax Plan is will raise the debt by Trillions. Freak out! Freak out!
*He's for single payer healthcare. Repeat the lie again. He's finished.
*Trump alienates Republicans with his Tax Plan. He's Toast.
*Trump's a dope, he loves the Pope. He's gone.
*Rich Lowry claims The Donald's had his balls cut off. Trump is done.
*NY Times claims Trump's campaign hats are so ugly that only Hipsters will wear them as a symbol of their superior sense of irony. Good God, if Hipsters don't like Trump, he'll NEVER win! He's finished.
*The Donald admits if he somehow was able to poll as horribly as Graham, Jindal, Christie, Gilmore, Perry, Walker, Kasich, Santorum, Pataki & Huckabee combined, he would exit the race. Brilliant Mathematician Chuck Todd concluded that polling consistently 10 times those candidate's numbers means Trump is quitting tomorrow. He's Finished.


  1. Trump isn't popular with idiots...and that certainly will count against him...

    1. Most of those idiots belong to the Republican establishment.

  2. I took some time last week to watch some youtube of Trump and OReilly and some of his other recent interviews. He is no libertarian by any means, but he does come across as genuinely concerned about the future of America. Some of his thought made some sense; some others did not. He was aware of the negative effects of Obamacare on smaller businesses than his own. He pointed out there has been no major infrastructure project for sometime now.

    I may just have to vote for him to keep the pot stirred assuming he is sincere. Maybe he can get elected and not get shot by another 'lone' gunman.

    1. We can't afford to be too fussy, demanding the perfect candidate. Trump is not perfect. I never said he was, however, it is clear to me that if he does not get the Republican nomination, another Democrat will be the next president of the United States.

    2. I hear you, but I'm not going to vote Team R just because they put some empty suit in front of me. Romney, seriously? Democrat lite at best.

      It seemed watching Trump that he had thought through some of these things and some of it needs refinement. If he got the illegals out and forced those lefty retards to respect gun licenses across the land, that would be a big achievement. His tax plan shows that he understands that American's don't have the damn money anymore to buy anything. If Republicans could only be so bold they might actually win an election.

    3. You're right. Republicans are the problem.