Right down to the rust and parts breakage.

I bet you didn't even know there was such a thing.

Yet there it is.

You see?  Right behind that goofy idiot?

Whatcha got there is an African-Scottish Cowgirl.

Don't feel bad if you never heard of 'em.  I didn't know there were any gay pirates, until I saw the comment on my previous post.

There's a code for male ear piercing

For those of you not familiar with it, here it is:

If your right ear is pierced, that means you are gay,


If it is your left ear is pierced,

well, that means you are gay.

I'm glad I was able to clear this up.