Irony Detection Skill Level: Beginner

source: Breitbart

‘Sesame Street’ Unveils Hijab-Clad Muppet: ‘Zari’ Is A Feminist From Afghanistan




Sesame Street unveiled a fresh face Thursday: a hijab-wearing Afghani Muppet named Zari who will teach kids about “girl empowerment, social and emotional wellbeing.”


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Did you time yourself?  How long did it take you?  Average irony detection time, after just glancing at the article is 3.8 nanoseconds.

  Of course, Sesame Street and muppets don't exactly reflect reality.  Here's a more realistic picture or what a  feminist from the Middle East looks like:

 

At least with muppets, you can just sew those severed heads back on.


Anyway, if you did sense the irony within the blink of an eye, you may be ready for the intermediate levels.

Feminists hype "college rape culture" but remain silent on Islamic violence towards women.
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source: The College Fix

Hey American feminists: This is what ‘rape culture’ really looks like

Compare ISIS sex slaves to way in which U.S. colleges define rape. The results are disgusting. 
“Rape culture” — what does it look like?
It looks like an ISIS fatwa that details the regulations in which its followers are asked to consider when raping their female “slaves.”
Among the rules: You can only rape a mother, or daughter, but not both. You can only rape one sister, not two. A father and son cannot both rape the same woman. But wait, there’s a proviso to that. If the father sells the woman to his son, the son can then rape her.
Raping children is also acceptable: “It is permissible to have intercourse with the female slave who hasn’t reached puberty, if she is fit for intercourse.”
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Your homework assignment:


Level 3 - The Hillary Clinton campaign.


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