I don't know what happened...

...last night, I was eating Cheetos, and now, my goat is orange.

Maybe it has something to do with this:
Found at Knuckledraggin' My Life Away



  1. I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don’t know how to cook or clean, don’t want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?

    American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.

    This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women.



    1. Not all American women are as you describe them, not even most. Yes, there are a lot of crazy women in this country, but there are crazy women (and men) in every country.

      America is still the home of the smartest, most beautiful, and most loving women in the world. My wife is one of them. She's twice as good of a person than I could ever be.

      I still think you should change the name of your blog to "Boycott Crazy Women" so you don't offend sane women. After all, isn't that what you are looking for?