Eat Me, Michelle



Thank God, you all already know it because
I doubt that I could ever find the words to express what a pompous, arrogant, condescending, self-important, stupid, ignorant, bitch Michelle Obama is, but take a look at this article I found on Breitbart, and afterward, I will attempt to do so.


MICHELLE OBAMA: I COULDN'T FEED MY KIDS RIGHT–EVEN WITH A HARVARD DEGREE

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In an interview with MSN.com, First Lady Michelle Obama explained she used to struggle to feed her kids right—even though she received an education from Harvard and Princeton.
“Before coming to the White House, I struggled, as a working parent with a traveling, busy husband, to figure out how to feed my kids healthy, and I didn’t get it right,” she explained, sharing a story about her children’s doctor who pulled her aside to talk about her family diet.
“I thought to myself, if a Princeton and Harvard-educated professional woman doesn’t know how to adequately feed her kids, then what are other parents going through who don’t have access to the information I have?” she recalled.
Her personal struggle helped her launch her mission to address childhood obesity, she explains, especially passing a law requiring schools to provide healthier meals for kids.
The First Lady recommended that schools make decisions for children because their parents struggle to feed their children well.
“It’s so important for our schools to make the hard calls for our kids, because parents are struggling enough at home,” she said, pointing out that schools would simply feed children sweet cereal, chocolate milk, donuts, burgers, and fries.
Obama added that parents and school administrators needed to stop worrying about what their kids want to eat and encourage them to act like adults.
“It is our job as adults to make sure that our kids eat what they need, not what they want,” she said. “I struggle with that in my own life, and I tell you, if I let my kids dictate what we have for dinner every day, it would be French fries, chips, and candy, but we don’t run our households like that, and we can’t run our schools like that.”
Instead of rolling back the national school mandates, the First Lady explained that schools just needed more help making healthy food taste better.
“What we need to do is lend a hand to the schools that are struggling, not roll back the standards and say, 'Oh, well. The kids don’t like it so let them eat cake,'” she insisted. “We can’t afford to do that."


Well, well, well... where do we go from here?  Let’s start with the headline.  From that, we can infer that either:
  1. A Harvard degree is worthless, and the school will accept any idiot and allow them to graduate.
  2. Michelle must not have studied too hard or was too stupid to learn.
  3. Acquiring a law degree provides you with no special skills or knowledge in child rearing.
  4. Michelle failed to acquire knowledge about things that most of us picked by the time we were twelve years old, simply by paying some amount of attention to what was going on in the world around us.
OR:
   E. All of the above


“Before coming to the White House, I struggled, as a working parent with a traveling, busy husband, to figure out how to feed my kids healthy, and I didn’t get it right,”


Are you serious, Michelle?  Maybe I live in a bubble, but I will tell you this much.  My wife, her sister, my sisters, and almost every woman my age and older that I have ever known, could have taken care of cooking and serving food for their families if they had to... indefinitely... by the time they were twelve years old.  Did you hear that?  Indefinitely, for ever long it took, whether their mothers were sick, away visiting relatives, or whatever, and a good percentage of the men I know could have too, and don’t think that such a thing never happened.  It was a common enough occurrence that no one thought anything of it.  


So what you’re saying Michelle, is that you don’t have the life skills of twelve year old.  Holy fuckballs, do you suck!  Why should anyone, ever, listen to anything you have to say?  “I struggled”, give me a break.  You don’t know what struggle is.


“I thought to myself, if a Princeton and Harvard-educated professional woman doesn’t know how to adequately feed her kids, then what are other parents going through who don’t have access to the information I have?” she recalled.


What?  Do you think you’re better than us?  You think you’re smarter than us?  You proved in this interview (and many times before) that you are not.


Her personal struggle helped her launch her mission to address childhood obesity, she explains, especially passing a law requiring schools to provide healthier meals for kids
The First Lady recommended that schools make decisions for children because their parents struggle to feed their children well.


FORCE, FORCE... It’s the only thing the liberal mind understands.


Obama added that parents and school administrators needed to stop worrying about what their kids want to eat and encourage them to act like adults.


Uh, wouldn’t letting children make their own decisions, be “encouraging them to act like adults”?   “stop worrying about what people want” - liberalism in a nutshell.


“It is our job as adults to make sure that our kids eat what they need, not what they want,” she said. “I struggle with that in my own life, and I tell you, if I let my kids dictate what we have for dinner every day, it would be French fries, chips, and candy, but we don’t run our households like that, and we can’t run our schools like that.”


Holy shit, Michelle!  You almost got it!  It’s the parents’ responsibility.  A kid’s either a fat fuck, or he’s not, and what he eats, or does not eat those eight or so hours per day while he’s in school, isn’t gonna make a god-damned flying fuck’s worth of difference.


I remember school.  There were fat kids.  There were skinny kids.  (There were kids who climbed on rocks.)  The fat kids got served the same amount as the skinny kids, so obviously what and how much kids receive at school lunch has no effect on on their overall physical condition or health.


Shut up Michelle, no one wants to listen to you anymore.




Instead of rolling back the national school mandates, the First Lady explained that schools just needed more help making healthy food taste better.


You’ll see flying cars and the Chicago Cubs win the World Series before you see healthy food that all kids like.  This is just throwing more tax money down a rathole.


“What we need to do is lend a hand to the schools that are struggling, not roll back the standards and say, 'Oh, well. The kids don’t like it so let them eat cake,'” she insisted. “We can’t afford to do that."


By all means, rollback the standards, and about 75% of other government “standards” while you’re at it.  We can afford to do it, no problem.  Everyone my age and I, are living proof.  We made it through the ‘60’s, ‘70’s, and “80’s and survived just fine.


 

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