I'm Happy for Ya, Texas

First off, a little parody for ya.  Whaddya think?

“Windy” by The Association     “Wendy” by the Golden Geese

Who's peekin' out from under a stairway Who’s freakin’ out, under investigation,
Calling a name that's lighter than air              Calling killing the unborn, the right to choose
Who's bending down to give me a rainbow   Who’s bending the truth to get some sympathy
Everyone knows it's Windy                            Everyone knows it's Wendy

Who's tripping down the streets of the city   Who’s slippin’ down the polls in Texas
Smilin' at everybody she sees                       lying to everybody she sees
Who's reachin' out to capture a moment      Who’s reaching out to the leftist movement?
Everyone knows it's Windy                            Everyone knows it's Wendy

And Windy has stormy eyes                         And Wendy has a stormy past
That flash at the sound of lies                       With marriages that did not last
And Windy has wings to fly                           Now the only support she has
Above the clouds                                           is from the crowd
(Above the clouds)                                        (the immoral crowd)
Above the clouds                                           is from the crowd
(Above the clouds)                                        (the immoral crowd)

And now, this...

source: Red State

Democrats Abort Their Texas Takeover

wendy davis
Thus ends the campaign of “Abortion Barbie” Wendy Davis. I told the Democrats they couldn’t run a gubernatorial campaign in Texas on pink shoes and children ripped limb from limb. But the Cult of Moloch is so strong with them, they were convinced their gods would help them.
No more.
Under investigation from the FBI; off the campaign trail for neck surgery; losing women to the white, male Republican; and not getting enough support from south state Hispanic voters, poor old Wendy Davis is collapsing. The Democratic Governors Association chair says winning Texas is not a priority. The money isn’t going to be flowing to Wendy like she thought.
The Davis campaign made a lot of early mistakes, including relying on a bunch of out of state twenty-somethings who hate Texas, the ROTC, shaved arm pits, and wholesomeness. They air dropped yankees into Texas, pissed off the Texas press, and behaved in rather staggeringly un-Texas like fashion (“where is the pulled pork barbecue,” is a party foul even in Austin).
A barrage of ludicrous emails filling up reporters’ inboxes, staffers expressing disdain for things like ROTC that Texans kind of like, and the candidate herself running away from the issue that made and defined her — abortion — mired her campaign in the suck of mud.
The tone deafness of her Battleground Texas crew, whose fundraising dollars she counted as her own, but from whose statements she tried to distance herself, did her no favors either. Battleground Texas is just an operation of angry young feminists from up north and beta males intent on making Texas safe for trial lawyers, ripping up children, and hipsters. These efforts have not worked to make Davis any more appealing than the flannel plaid button downs, Che hats, and skinny jeans with coat hanger earrings of her door to door salesmen.
The kids and Wendy offended the sensibilities of natural allies and proved just how amateurish a group driven by the singled minded desire to rip up children and suck out their brains can be.
And now the Democrats are pulling the plug seven months early. They’re giving Wendy the treatment she’s okay with even into the eighth month. And the best comeback the Davis camp has is that the people pulling the plug are “DC Desk Jockeys,” which are exactly the type of people with which she has stocked her campaign and Battleground Texas. Takes one to know one.
The Cult of Moloch has another body on its altar today. They’ve turned on themselves and the scent of corpse is schadenfreudilicious.
Hey, tell me again how defining her early as “Abortion Barbie” was going to hurt my side!


  1. You are probably right, but lets not count our chickens just yet. I lived in Texas 20 some years ago when abortion granny Ann Richards was running for governor against a good ole boy Texan, she won and he lost. Of course he was a bit of a dumb ass with a big mouth, but still. With all the illegals in Texas voting plus all the other dirty tricks the neo communists use all the time, NEVER count them out. This is war my friend.

    1. I agree with you, but I have to enjoy it when things are looking good.

    2. Oh big mouth Clayton Williams....I'm a Texan through and through and the changes here are unbelievable. Once upon a time I would have said no way will Texas turn blue but anymore? I just don't know. But I do know that she is not popular in my area of East Texas. And probably not West Texas either. Austin, Houston, DFW and San Antonio though....liberal to the core.

    3. I had the misfortune to live in Austin. Its a liberal shit hole. I hated Texas for years after that, because I thought all Texans were that way.